Sunday, October 25, 2009

Top Ten Hollywood Celebrity Scientologists

Okay, so we have a few more than ten celebrities on our list, but there are so many nut jobs out there we were unable to pick just ten.

The following celebrities were selected for their influence and popularity, not solely because of their high-functioning and powerful connections with Xenu.

So put down your thetan meter, put your audit on hold, take a break from your gradient rehabilitation and your search for the way to happiness, and see how many of these celebrities you knew were Scientologists.

Let us know if we missed a big name and we'll add to our follow-up list.

Jason Lee:
Best known for the television karma comedy "My Name is Earl"

Leah Remini
Best known for starring with Kevin James in the sitcom "King of Queens"

Famous just for being Beck, along with being an uncombed and strange Musician

Greta Van Susteren
Best known for being a legal expert for CNN and FOX; covered the O.J. Simpson trial; host of "Burden of Proof" and "On the Record with Greta Van Susteren."

Danny Masterson
Best known for his stoner role of Hyde on "That '70s Show" with Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher. Danny is the older brother of Christopher Masterson who played the oldest brother on "Malcolm In The Middle"

Isaac Hayes
Hayes is 'the man' familiar to many for writing and performing the theme song to Shaft, and for providing the voice of "Chef" on South Park.

Sonny Bono
Best known for being Cher' ex-husband and being a Republican congressman, and father of Chastity Bono.

Jerry Seinfeld
Best known for his smash hit television comedy "Seinfeld", and making bad commercials with Microsoft founder Bill Gates.

Tom Cruise
Best known for being Tom Cruise, the King of all Scientologists and father of Xenu babies. Appeared in Risky Business, Top Gun, War of the Worlds, The Last Samurai, Vanilla Sky, Mission Impossible, Eyes Wide Shut, Jerry Maguire, Interview with the Vampire, The Firm, A few Good Men, Rain Man, Young Guns, Cocktail, and the list goes on.

John Travolta
A-list second in command behind Tom Cruise, and best known for his early role as Vinny Barbarino on "Welcome Back Kotter", and big budget films like Hairspray, Ladder 49, Austin Powers, Domestic Disturbance, The General's Daughter, Primary Colors, Michael, Phenomenon, and the list goes on.

Kirstie Alley
Best know for being fat, and her role on Cheers, Deconstructing Harry, Drop Dead Gorgeous and "Veronica's Closet".

Priscilla Presley
Best known for being the really young wife of rocker Elvis Presley, and appearing in almost 100 episodes of the prime time soap "Dallas".

Catherine Bell
Currently starring in the TV series "Army Wives", and appeared in 191 episodes of "JAG".

Corin Nemec
Not seen much since his days on "Stargate SG-1" and "Parker Lewis Can't Loose". Nemec's popularity is on the rise as he has three movies in the works, and one television project called "The Mars Shuttle Murders".

Jeffrey Tambor
Tambor played the head honcho of the Bluth Company in the hit TV show "Arrested Development". He will also appear in the movie version next year. Tambor has been involved in over 125 movie and television projects and is one of the hardest working actors in Hollywood.

Jenna Elfman
Elfman is familiar to most for her role as Dharma on the long running TV sitcom "Dharma & Greg". She will also be seen as Ophelia in the comedy "The Six Wives of Henry Lefay" early next year.

Nancy Cartwright
Best known for being the voice of Bart Simpson on the animated "The Simpsons" television show, and creating voices for virtually every animated show created over the last ten years.

Suspected Runner Ups:

Will Smith
While Smith has never talked publicly about being a Xenu lover, he was spotted handing out Scientology pamphlets last year on a movie set. Smith and his wife also funded a private school where concepts of Scientology (among other topics) are taught.

We will be posting links of the Nightline expose that ran on October 23 soon.

1 comment:

  1. This is so cool! I've just known details about this people here in your blog. Thanks for posting this one!


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